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我中午吃的麦当劳,跟大哥哥说今儿个前夫哥请咱两吃饭,大哥哥欣然同意,还说今天我也当一回小三。吃完了我问他前夫哥请的饭好吃吗,他说好吃啊,然后问我为什么说是前夫哥请的饭?我说支付宝里的钱是你给的,微信里的钱是前夫哥给的,他说,哦,你还吃百家饭啊~

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈我们两可真是有大饼🫓

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